a guide to the white girl’s “sexy” dance

whitegirlsaintshit

sway hips in a figure 8 motion
do this while bending the knees into a squat position
come back up
raise arms above head
look at armpit seductively
put hands in hair
don’t pay attention to the beat
at all
this is your dancefloor
you rule the school, Megan
swing those hips, you sexy bitch

haha

3 years ago 276,767 notes Source Source

"Yes, the Bechdel Test. It’s named for Alison Bechdel, who is a comic book creator. The test is, are there two named women in the film? Do they talk to each other? And is it about something other than a man? I actually think the Bechdel Test is a little advanced for us sometimes. I have one called the Sexy Lamp Test, which is, if you can remove a female character from your plot and replace her with a sexy lamp and your story still works, you’re a hack."

— Comic book writer Kelly Sue DeConnick (Captain Marvel, Avengers Assemble)

(via chubby-bunnies)

feminism haha

5 years ago 51,298 notes Source Source

I like how the ME2 writers were just like “Lets give Garrus 300% more snark” and rolled with that shit.

Also, how he just takes his time to recline and pose when Shepard meets him again in ME2, like he’s trying to impress her that’s so cute. Even when he’s being cool he’s still a huge nerd.

plus they are totally flirting as soon as they meet again which is actually kind of natural because my shep totally thought he was cool in the first game even though he was also a huge nerd but she was also a lot more serious in the first game dying really adds levity to your personality i guess omg tho their flirting is so cute i am dying mass effect mass effect 2 garrus vakarian sexy turian listen dont judge me

4 years ago 3 notes

weavemama

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

o-dingus-o

The government got shut down when Obama was president as well.

It’s not new.

Stop blowing it out of proportion.

It’s not a rare occurrence.

weavemama

When the government shutdown under the Obama administration it was a divided government. Which made more sense because under a divided government it’s harder to compromise.

Here we are, 2018, and the Republicans control ALL branches of the government. They still failed to compromise and negotiate.

This is the first time the government shutdown under a one-party government. Ever.

This is most definitely a rare occurrence. Very rare.

odinsblog

Here we are, once again. Not even a full 12 months later, and yet another Republican shutdown.

#TrumpShutdown

artikgato

This is actually the third government shut-down this year. The third. There was the first in January, an additional one in February, and now we’re rounding out the year with a third shut-down. There was only one during the entire eight years Obama was President. There have only been nine total shut-downs in the entire history of America. Trump is responsible for a third of all government shut-downs and this has all happened in one year and it is only his second year in office. Is that alarming? That should be really fucking alarming.

the-space-between1013

And none of you people have any fucking concept of what it means for those of us IN a government service. It means I don’t get paid. I work (because I’m excepted) but I don’t get paid until they pass an appropriations bill. So I’ll work and work with the promise of future pay but no idea WHEN that will happen. And then there’s the furloughed employees who will not get paid at all unless congress passes another bill to packpay them. How long will this last? No one knows. But it fucking sucks. Because while we aren’t getting paid, we DO still have bills to pay and kids to put through school and food to put on the table and mortgages to pay. And not all of us have thousands and thousands in savings to get us through months of a shutdown. And then the worst part comes because WHEN we do eventually get paid? It comes as one lump sum which means that IRS gets a bigger cut of my fucking paycheck. THAT is what it means. So the American public feels NONE of it because so much of the government is STILL working. If government services simply STOPPED ENTIRELY then I BET all y’all would be calling your congressman. Instead, no one gives a shit.